Epic Win!

Speeding ticket on the way home from the dealership. That is how I fucking do! LOL

There's a stretch of about 2 miles of open road on Camino Santa Fe on the way home and I decide this is the perfect place to let the turbos open up and get the real BMW driving experience. I mean it was damn near 10pm on a Wednesday...what could go wrong? So I get the car to about 110mph, enjoying the surprisingly responsive paddle shifting and the rear wheel drive pulling me out of curves with ease, only to see a cop car a few hundred feet on the side of the road. WTF? Really!? I start braking but I'm going way too fast and as expected, he pulls me over. I apologize to the cop for speeding and explain to him that I JUST pulled off the dealer lot and wanted to test out the car on some open road and it wouldn't happen again blah blah blah. He seemed pretty understanding and even went as far as making conversation about the 335's specs and compared it to his Dodge Charger at home (which he claimed would smoke my car...dick.). I'm thinking I'm about to get away with this...

Nope. After all that he hands me a ticket, citing me for doing 88 in a 50 zone. I guess there's no sympathy for Beamer owners...something I'll have to get used to I guess.